(Source: kaestiel)

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

rad1calcunt:

natural boobs (◕‿◕✿)

fake boobs (✿◠‿◠)

small boobs (◕‿-)

big boobs (｡♥‿♥｡)

boobs (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

h0llow3yes:

A relationship tip from me: If you get a boyfriend or girlfriend, let them talk to their best friends who were there first. Cause if you just cut them off from their friends then you are a cunt and don’t deserve a relationship.

(Source: nery16)

• no
• one
• cares
• that
• you
• queued
• that
• post

(Source: danbutt)

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

(Source: breakfast-with-satan)

involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover

You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car 

(Source: venomoth-balls)

human-in-a-cyborg-uniform:

samandriel-was-good:

People who complain about how River doesn’t look like Amy and Rory

like, you realize she was black at one point, right?

(Source: alltheprettyangelshavefallen)

slyzor:

yahoo is going to delete everyones blog that doesnt follow me haha sorry guys i dont make the rules

delicatemotion:

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

Me stealin your girl

(Source: dyinglolita)